Holy Moly!
Sep 3rd, 2009 by Alexis

It’s TNT time!

Today only:  BUY ONE GET ONE 50% off!!! All clothing + accessories, customs included.

Offer ends at midnight. Use sale code “SMARMYBOGO” in the ‘Message to Seller’ during checkout and I’ll send a revised invoice.


Only at!

Find more awesomeness by the DiYScene Street Team by searching “diyscene team” on Etsy and by checking the comments section for more crazy deals!

TNT Sale – August 13th, 2009
Aug 13th, 2009 by Alexis

Thursday Night Temptation SALE on Etsy!


  • Thursday Night Temptations!
  • FREE GIFT! All order over $50 will receive a custom pair of SmarmyLox FairyTails!
  • WORLDWIDE! Offer ends at midnight.


For more TNT sales, check out the DiYScene Etsy Street Team Blog!

And the winners are….
Aug 11th, 2009 by Alexis

Hey, not so fast!

I’ve got to build up the suspense first.

I thought the other day about how it would be pretty fun to make a video of me writing down all the names, putting them in a hat, drawing out the winners…. Unfortunately, I don’t have a video camera, though it’s on the long list of things I “desperately” need (right in front of the industrial ice cream maker).

So even though it’s not nearly as cool or high-tech, I did take some quick snap shots of the process, which still could be fun. (At the very least, it will add more suspense! Woo!)

The ominous pile of names...  WHO will be chosen? WHAT fate lies ahead?

The ominous pile of names... WHO will be chosen? WHAT fate lies ahead?

The HAT OF DOOOOOM!  Chosen for maximum silliness.

The HAT OF DOOOOOM! Chosen for maximum silliness.

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Back to School Sale!!
Aug 4th, 2009 by Alexis

Free Shipping for the month of August!

Free Shipping

use coupon code:
during checkout

Applies to ALL orders, Worldwide.  Custom orders included!!

New items in my Etsy shop!
Aug 1st, 2009 by Alexis

New one-of-a-kind wrist cuffs, skirts, tops, and dresses, featuring some awesome Nautical themed stuff!

More pics this-a-way!

fabric, butt freckles, seahorse captains, and carrot cake
Jul 19th, 2009 by Alexis

Butt freckles!

Yesterday was Mr. Smarmy’s 28th birthday. We totally fail at surprising each other with gifts. He can’t keep a secret and insists on telling me what he’s getting me. And no matter how clever I think I am, he always guesses what I’m getting him. So usually we just pick out our own gifts. Not very fun for a champion gift-giver such as myself.

About a month ago, I was in an Etsy chat room and was introduced to buttfreckle and her adorable butt freckles. (Each butt freckle has it’s *own* butt freckle!!!) Her shop had some cute ideas for what to do with your butt freckles:

What to do with your freckle?
– hide it in the medicine closet
– stash it in your child’s lunch
– make it pee on your son (thanks MaMeex5)
– throw it at the cat
– set it on your desk
– tag the back of your bro’s head
The possibilities are endless!

That got me thinking….
I adopted some butt freckles and took great care to hide them from the unerring eyes of Sir Smarmy. The night before Tim’s birthday, I snuck into our bedroom and placed a butt freckle on his pillow.

Trixie and the butt freckles (my new favorite band name!) get along famously

Trixie and the butt freckles (my new favorite band name!) get along famously

He was all sneaky and tried to butt freckle me back by putting it on my pillow. What he didn’t realize is that I bought a whole barbershop quartet of butt freckles… he’d find another, and another, and just when he thought it was all over, ANOTHER! HA! He actually wound up walking around with one in his pocket for over an hour before he realized it.

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