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Birthday Sale!
May 4th, 2012 by Alexis

To celebrate my birthday this weekend, all ready to ship clothing is 29% off through Monday (5/7/12).

Smarmy Tees are here!
May 4th, 2012 by Alexis

I’ve been wanting to do a line of t-shirts for a long long time, and it’s finally here!

The best part is that since the shirts are printed through Spreadshirt, you have an unlimited option of print styles and colors (fuzzy! glitter! neon! glow in the dark!) and apparel options (plus sizes, maternity, baby clothes!).

Even better… I’m hosting a giveaway over on WhatTheCraft where one lucky winner will get to choose their favorite tee of the bunch! Click here to see the entry instructions!

New custom Smarmy skirts (and a few dresses)!
Apr 30th, 2012 by Alexis

Aside from the mountain of custom orders and Extreme Unicorns stuff… I’ve added a bunch of new custom skirt designs to my shop (and two former dress designs that are now also available on a custom order basis)!

Peggy zip back pencil skirt, available in houndstooth, leopard, or any print of your choice!

Stormer zebra corset skirt

Pretty Deadly skull zebra + lace skirt

Clash punk 80s zebra stripe (super) mini skirt


Hedy monochromatic polka dot wiggle dress


Highwire Act striped circus dress

To the Extreme
Apr 26th, 2012 by Alexis

Holy radness, batman! My band The Extreme Unicorns just released our first EP. It’s time to rock AND roll.

Check it out!

Here’s the new music video for the first song on the EP:

It’s raining undies!
Mar 14th, 2012 by Alexis

Actually, it’s not raining anything. The weather here is AWESOME. So AWESOME that I decided it’s time for a sale!

All skirts, tops, dresses, and accessories (including all the new one of a kind undies I just listed) are 17% off until Sunday, March 18th!

So happy spring, warm weather, and St. Patty’s Day!

Hey chickadees!
Mar 6th, 2012 by Alexis

I’ve got  a boat load of cute new undies that I’ll be listing this week, and some rad skirts on the way.

And don’t forget, it’s probably time to start thinking about PROM!  Surely you don’t want one of those off the rack dresses everyone else will be wearing… YOU’RE TOO COOL FOR THAT. You, my dear, need a Smarmy dress!

SCAM ALERT!
Feb 14th, 2012 by Alexis

There is a website (see below for the URL) that is stealing copyrighted photos and descriptions of my work. And it’s not just me. The work of several other designers is also being stolen.

Rest assured that I’ve summoned all the bad karma possible and sent it their way, hoping they come down with a raging case of syphilis, but let’s digress from that for a moment. Someone asked  if this was another (yes, sad that we have to use the word ANOTHER) Chinese company stealing a designer’s work and then reverse engineering it to sell cheap knock offs. This site is actually worse, at least in terms of the customers, because they don’t even have knock-offs to sell.  Scammers love to steal pretty pictures, add a price tag, and let the money roll in. Anyone that buys from this site can kiss their money goodbye, because that dress you just paid for doesn’t exist.

It’s only a matter of time before Paypal shuts this site down, and while I’m sure the doucheballoon that runs it has a million other scam sites out there, spread the word and make sure your friends know to avoid this site: thegothicwear.com

P.S. Hey, TheGothicWear… asphinctersayswhat?

Move in sale!
Jan 26th, 2012 by Alexis

All ready to ship clothing (and a few choice customs) are 20% off at SmarmyClothes.com for the weekend! Sale ends Monday 01/30/12.

http://smarmyclothes.com

Woohoo!
Jan 17th, 2012 by Alexis

We’re all moved in! Still unpacking, but I should have shipping times back to normal in a few days.

Sale Extended!
Nov 1st, 2011 by Alexis

We finally got a closing date on our new house, so I’m extending the sale for a few days! Help me clear some of this stock before the move!

 

31% off all ready to ship clothing at SmarmyClothes.com!

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