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New applique patterns in the WhatTheCraft shop!
Sep 27th, 2012 by Alexis

I’ve just stocked the WhatTheCraft Shop with a 10 piece collection of fruitastic applique templates!

Apples, pears, strawberries, bananas, lemons, limes, oranges!
Cherries, blueberries, watermelon, pineapple, and a pumpkin!

Each template is only $1.50 so you can pick and choose from the collection, or you can buy it all as a set for $10!

Never sewn an applique before? No problem, dude! Check out my tutorial here!

WhatTheCraft Sewing Patterns
Aug 23rd, 2012 by Alexis

I’m super excited to announce that a project I’ve been dreaming about and working on for months is finally finished!

The new WhatTheCraft shop is now officially stocked with my very first WhatTheCraft Sewing Pattern!

People have been asking if they can buy my patterns for years, and now you can!

The Cheeky Bikini is a low-rise, hipster cut underwear – cute, comfy, and quick to make! Plus, it doubles as a pattern for swim suit bottoms. For the price of a single pair of store-bought undies, you can have panties for eternity with this one pattern!

All WhatTheCraft Patterns are original patterns drafted by me. They are downloadable PDF patterns, so you can have it in your hands almost instantly. Each pattern contains a range of sizes from Extra Small to Extra Large – I’ve done all the hard work of grading the pattern for you! And best of all – you are welcome to sell items made from WhatTheCraft patterns!

I’m planning on also offering the patterns in the SmarmyClothes shop, as well as in my Etsy shop in the very near future, I just haven’t had time now that Halloween season is upon us!

How to Sew a Hidden Zipper Tutorial
Jun 24th, 2012 by Alexis

I have a new diy fashion tutorial on Youtube. Check it out!

Birthday Sale!
May 4th, 2012 by Alexis

To celebrate my birthday this weekend, all ready to ship clothing is 29% off through Monday (5/7/12).

Smarmy Tees are here!
May 4th, 2012 by Alexis

I’ve been wanting to do a line of t-shirts for a long long time, and it’s finally here!

The best part is that since the shirts are printed through Spreadshirt, you have an unlimited option of print styles and colors (fuzzy! glitter! neon! glow in the dark!) and apparel options (plus sizes, maternity, baby clothes!).

Even better… I’m hosting a giveaway over on WhatTheCraft where one lucky winner will get to choose their favorite tee of the bunch! Click here to see the entry instructions!

New custom Smarmy skirts (and a few dresses)!
Apr 30th, 2012 by Alexis

Aside from the mountain of custom orders and Extreme Unicorns stuff… I’ve added a bunch of new custom skirt designs to my shop (and two former dress designs that are now also available on a custom order basis)!

Peggy zip back pencil skirt, available in houndstooth, leopard, or any print of your choice!

Stormer zebra corset skirt

Pretty Deadly skull zebra + lace skirt

Clash punk 80s zebra stripe (super) mini skirt


Hedy monochromatic polka dot wiggle dress


Highwire Act striped circus dress

To the Extreme
Apr 26th, 2012 by Alexis

Holy radness, batman! My band The Extreme Unicorns just released our first EP. It’s time to rock AND roll.

Check it out!

Here’s the new music video for the first song on the EP:

Bloggin’
Mar 7th, 2012 by Alexis

Welcome! This is the SmarmyClothes blog (duh!). Here you’ll find shop updates and other such information. Check out my personal/craft blog here: WhatTheCraft.

Hey chickadees!
Mar 6th, 2012 by Alexis

I’ve got  a boat load of cute new undies that I’ll be listing this week, and some rad skirts on the way.

And don’t forget, it’s probably time to start thinking about PROM!  Surely you don’t want one of those off the rack dresses everyone else will be wearing… YOU’RE TOO COOL FOR THAT. You, my dear, need a Smarmy dress!

SCAM ALERT!
Feb 14th, 2012 by Alexis

There is a website (see below for the URL) that is stealing copyrighted photos and descriptions of my work. And it’s not just me. The work of several other designers is also being stolen.

Rest assured that I’ve summoned all the bad karma possible and sent it their way, hoping they come down with a raging case of syphilis, but let’s digress from that for a moment. Someone asked  if this was another (yes, sad that we have to use the word ANOTHER) Chinese company stealing a designer’s work and then reverse engineering it to sell cheap knock offs. This site is actually worse, at least in terms of the customers, because they don’t even have knock-offs to sell.  Scammers love to steal pretty pictures, add a price tag, and let the money roll in. Anyone that buys from this site can kiss their money goodbye, because that dress you just paid for doesn’t exist.

It’s only a matter of time before Paypal shuts this site down, and while I’m sure the doucheballoon that runs it has a million other scam sites out there, spread the word and make sure your friends know to avoid this site: thegothicwear.com

P.S. Hey, TheGothicWear… asphinctersayswhat?

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