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WhatTheCraft Sewing Patterns
Aug 23rd, 2012 by Alexis

I’m super excited to announce that a project I’ve been dreaming about and working on for months is finally finished!

The new WhatTheCraft shop is now officially stocked with my very first WhatTheCraft Sewing Pattern!

People have been asking if they can buy my patterns for years, and now you can!

The Cheeky Bikini is a low-rise, hipster cut underwear – cute, comfy, and quick to make! Plus, it doubles as a pattern for swim suit bottoms. For the price of a single pair of store-bought undies, you can have panties for eternity with this one pattern!

All WhatTheCraft Patterns are original patterns drafted by me. They are downloadable PDF patterns, so you can have it in your hands almost instantly. Each pattern contains a range of sizes from Extra Small to Extra Large – I’ve done all the hard work of grading the pattern for you! And best of all – you are welcome to sell items made from WhatTheCraft patterns!

I’m planning on also offering the patterns in the SmarmyClothes shop, as well as in my Etsy shop in the very near future, I just haven’t had time now that Halloween season is upon us!

Birthday Sale!
May 4th, 2012 by Alexis

To celebrate my birthday this weekend, all ready to ship clothing is 29% off through Monday (5/7/12).

To the Extreme
Apr 26th, 2012 by Alexis

Holy radness, batman! My band The Extreme Unicorns just released our first EP. It’s time to rock AND roll.

Check it out!

Here’s the new music video for the first song on the EP:

Sale Extended!
Nov 1st, 2011 by Alexis

We finally got a closing date on our new house, so I’m extending the sale for a few days! Help me clear some of this stock before the move!

 

31% off all ready to ship clothing at SmarmyClothes.com!

Happy Halloween!
Oct 30th, 2011 by Alexis

It’s my favorite holiday! From now until the end of day on November 1st, all ready-to-ship clothing items are 31% off!

Click here to browse the Smarmy shop!

I’ve also posted a Custom Order and Rush Order schedule, so check it out if you plan to order for the holidays, especially if you’re custom ordering something. I’ll need your order at LEAST a month in advance!! Sooner if you’re outside the US.

More Halloween Treats!
Oct 13th, 2011 by Alexis

My band, The Extreme Unicorns, also released a new song and video. It’s a cover of the Misfits’ Hybrid Moments.

Plus, I’m doing a mega-enormous Halloween giveaway on WhatTheCraft! There’s over $475 worth of handmade Halloween radness up for grabs, so go check it out!

Tricks and Treats!
Oct 12th, 2011 by Alexis

It’s no secret that Halloween is my favorite holiday, so I’ve of course been working on lots of Halloween goodies for SmarmyClothes.com! Smarmy Halloween Costumes, weeee!

Have your order in by October 14th, and I will make sure your costume gets to you by Halloween with Priority shipping. This applies only to US orders.
If that schedule is too tight for you (or you’re outside the US), I can expedite your order and get it to you faster for a fee. Contact me for details.
Let it be known that Smarmy always does her best to make sure that no one goes naked on Halloween!

Shark Attack! dress:


Nightmare Before Christmas Sally ragdoll dress:

Beetlejuice Sandworm dress:

Red Riding Hood gothic lolita dress:

Ice Cream Cone dress:

Hot Dog dress:

bleached ribcage skeleton tee:

Some tops, some sales, some screaming deals!
Sep 18th, 2011 by Alexis

Most important thing first: everything at SmarmyClothes.com is currently 20% off, to celebrate hitting 40,000 Twitter followers! This sale will go until tomorrow night at midnight (9/19). Custom orders are included, so think HALLOWEEN!

http://smarmyclothes.com

Next up: 2 new tops!


DC Comics super heroes off shoulder geek shirt top



Harry Potter Gryffindor corset top

 

And lastly… here’s your chance to get a major deal on some Smarmy gear- I’ve got these two tops starting at 99 cents on Ebay!

Video tutorial for ruffle butt bloomers or panties
Sep 3rd, 2011 by Alexis

I finally got this tutorial uploaded to Youtube without problems. YAY!

This two part tutorial will show you how to make a damn cute pair of  ruffle butt underwear. (Or plain butt underwear if you’re not feeling ruffly. But ruffles are fun, so don’t neglect the ruffles.)

 

Thank you to rufflefabric.com for providing the ruffle fabric. Check out their site, it’s like a candy store for us fabric fiends!

Don’t forget to subscribe to my YouTube channel!  I have a crap ton of tutorials on the way (including drafting your own custom tube dress pattern, no-sew hair bows, sewing and hemming knits without a serger, making homemade limoncello and vanilla extract, and more)!

And if you have any tutorial requests, leave me a comment!

This tutorial was filmed using a Creative Labs Vado HD Digital Video Camera, a Canon Rebel (for still shots), and edited in Sony Vegas Movie Studio.

Frock you
Aug 31st, 2011 by Alexis

Here are some frocks (AKA dresses) that are new to the land of Smarmy!

This zombie brains dress will make a killer Halloween costume!

BRAINS! zombie halloween pinup wiggle dress

BRAINS! zombie halloween pinup wiggle dress

This is my Dark Alice dress in the fabric I have as a replacement for the original. It’s a super awesome stretch satin.

Dark Alice in Wonderland gothic lolita lace dress

A slightly less “dark” Alice dress in black and white damask knit.

Alice in Wonderland gothic lolita lace dress

Hogwarts dress with lace and black and grey details.

Harry Potter Hogwarts damask hoodie dress

I took a vintage slip and made it a little more retro with some topstitching, lace, bows, and garter clips.

Vivien retro vintage lace pin-up slip dress

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