SmarmyClothes is a one woman circus act. I juggle the designing, pattern making, sewing, photographing, web design, and everything else in between! Smarmy Clothes offers a little bit of everything for those looking for alternative fashion: handmade diy punk clothes, rockabilly dresses, kawaii, pin-up clothes, and scene clothing.

Check out my handmade tops, dresses, skirts, pants, and accessories by clicking the shop links to your left. There are lots of One of a Kind clothes, plus my signature made-to-order custom designs.

Got some old band tees lying around? Looking to custom order something super unique? Take a gander at the Design Your Own Custom top, skirt or dress section of my shop, where you can customize a top, dress, or skirt.

The Gallery has photos of hundreds of shirts, dresses, and skirts I've made in the past. They are sold, but I can custom make similar items upon request!

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smarm·y (smär'mē)
adj. smarm·i·er, smarm·i·est
1. unpleasantly and excessively suave or ingratiating in manner or speech; 2. hypocritically, complacently, or effusively earnest; unctuous; 3. of low or sleazy taste; 4. handmade, punk clothing and accessories with a squirt of subculture jawesomeness