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smarm·y (smär'mē)adj. smarm·i·er, smarm·i·est
1. unpleasantly and excessively suave or ingratiating in manner or speech.
2. hypocritically, complacently, or effusively earnest; unctuous.
3. of low or sleazy taste
4. handmade, one-of-a-kind clothing and accessories with a squirt of subculture jawesomeness
Smarmy Clothes is a land of bright colors, mutilated punk rock t-shirts, polka dots and stripes. If you're looking for handmade, one-of-a-kind clothing and accessories with a squirt of subculture jawesomeness, then you've come to the right place! Smarmy Clothes offers d.i.y. clothes with a little bit of punk, goth, fruits, and rockabilly flavor.
Got some old band tees lying around? Send me a t-shirt, and I'll make you a custom reconstructed top, dress, or skirt.
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